Inspired by this rather myopic video, I felt like proposing an alternate theory. The evolution takes a little while to play out but it does work and is powered by a completely random mutation mechanism with inheritance and a selective pressure bought on by the ape. Just like the mighty Charles Darwin said was needed.
I have to add my favourite of the YouTube comments – it perfectly sums up my position on the argument presented in the video…
The banana fits perfectly in my ass. It must mean that god wants me to fuck a banana! Praise be.